When two people (usually mormons) have sex. This is done when a male inserts his penis into the female's vagina. No humping happens and he just sits there while inserted. He does not cum therefore he technically didn't have sex so they don't have to talk to the bishop.
Tom: Yo did you and carly do it last night?
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!
Brad: No man we just did the provo float!
Tom: Nice! Now you don't have to talk to the bishop!
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... is when you piss into a girls mouth, and then, while she holds the urine in her open mouth you, her, or a third party jerk you off until you cum into the pool of piss she is holding in her awaiting mouth.
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
Called a float for short, it is named such because it resembles a yellower version of the ice cream floats we all loved as children.
p.s. it is important that the piss be in collected and waiting in her mouth before the semen arrives!
It is preferable that she swallow the float. Waste not want not!
me: You won't believe this, but she let me make a float last night!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
friend: No way! I had no idea she was down for making floats!
me: Absolutely! And, she drank it too! She must have been thirsty!
friend: Are you making a float again tonight?
me: Yep, she said she can't get enough!
by JGuy The Great! March 13, 2011
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After contracting the rotavirus on a cruise ship, Sergio opted out of the dessert buffet line only to have a stranger serve him up an ice cream float in the galley bathroom.
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Person 1: How did your date go with Sarah?
Person 2: It went great, we saw a movie then I gave her the Root Beer Float in my car
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