French Flicker Gooning

French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.

I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.

by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024

Dacian Flicker Gooning

One of these celebrations, known as the "Dance of the Flickers," was a deeply spiritual and wildly energetic event. The Dacians believed that the flickering movements of their dicks could harness the energy of the earth and connect them with the mystical forces that governed their world. The dance was filled with exaggerated arm and the third leg movements, wild facial expressions, and frenetic energy, much like what we would now recognize as modern "gooning." It was meant to unlock the wild power within each person and release the energy of the earth. As time passed and the Dacian kingdom fell to the Romans, these practices slowly faded into history, lost in the shadows of the past. But the energy and spirit of the "Flicker Gooning" never truly disappeared—it lingered in the folklore and stories passed down through the generations, remembered only by those who truly listened.

I will summon the gods with the Dacian Flicker Gooning

by SaviAllDogs2 December 8, 2024

flickerer

Has the tendency to flick

Maybe it’s just doing more rotations and therefore faster and flickerer.

by Captain flickerer April 4, 2023

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning

Alien Stage Flicker Gooning is the act of flicker gooning while listening to ALIEN STAGE music, going with the melody to time your strokes.

“Yo I was beating my meat so hard to Round 6 yesterday”

“Oh, so you were alien stage flicker gooning?”

“YESSS I LOVE FAPPING MY BONER TO ALIEN STAGE IT TURNS ME ON AND I DONT NEED ANY LUBRICANT RAWDOGGING MY SHIT”

by femboylicker73 June 25, 2025

Penis Flicker

1. someone that flicks a naked or hidden penis
2. a penis that flicks another penis
3. we wrote this shit because we were bored
4. penis flicking is not allowed in some countries
5. flick my penis at pornhub.com/flickapenis

Let me become your penis flicker.
My penis flicked your penis.

by Penis Flicker May 23, 2015

Flicker Gooning

The act of rapidly flicking the tip of one’s penuts and achieves the mind of one’s into a euphoria like state and unlocks all the chakras bringing the gooner into an astral state.

Only can be achieved off of months of prep and you gotta achieve Mongolian tip toeing and Senegalese convulsions also known as a long lost technique

Person one- I managed to flicker gooning finally after years
Person two- my brother was paralyzed for life be careful

by PuggusDaBest September 2, 2024

Zimbabwean Flicker Munting

Regular Munting, but instead of having only one person on the body, at least 4 zimbabweans must join in. If done correctly it should summon the god Mwari, and he should begin jumping too. The fabric of reality should start to flicker.

Should only be done if you are a high level gooner and have at least North Korean Flicker Gooned 100 times.

Greg: Bro lets go zimbabwean Flicker munting!
John: Bro last time I almost died!

by Tier 100 Max Prestige Munter January 6, 2025