Fleming Island High School

The best high school ever. In Fleming Island,FL. Has the AICE program, so it has smarter kids than Ridgeview, Clay, Oakleaf, Orange Park, Wolfson, and Robert E. Lee Highs all combined. Anyone from those schools has a worse educaton than people from FIHS, thus they can suck it. Has awesome not redneck people, and the best footbal team EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! (times infinity) (and four)

Fleming Island High School kid: Hey can you help me with this geometry problem?
Freind from Clay: Whuts maathh? All i evur lurned wuz how to grow corn and suck balls.

by pizzaman4 December 14, 2010

Matthew Ryan Fleming

1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.

"hey matthew ryan fleming wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)

by idcay June 17, 2011

fleming

Like 'rimming' and 'felching', 'fleming' is a gay term - used to describe the gay act of having another man's cock on your shoulder.

"Hey, stop reading over my shoulder!
But while you're there, you may as well
give me a little fleming."

by Wordsaurus April 8, 2009

§ (flei sig)

(flei-sig) adj. bored, I am bored
an ancient spanish symbol that originated in Salamanca, Spain

1-what's up?
2-doing homework §
1-yeah definitely §
2-i hate school
1-yeah i hate life

by anonymous February 15, 2005

Fleming

One who doesn't understand jokes and forever states the obvious.

"That's the joke, Fleming."

by anonymous9636282 June 17, 2008

Fleeking

Flee·king
/ˈflēkiNG/
Noun
The action of visiting stores with your friends, trying on the most ridiculous looking apparel on, then getting a random stranger to take a picture of you rocking them sexy pieces like the super models you are.

Jason: "Bruh, do you even fleek?"

Sabrina: "Are you high?"

Jason: "Nah check it. I went fleeking last week and got these hawt pictures."

Sabrina: "Bruuuh, those pics are on fleek. 👌"

by Fleeks4days January 19, 2015

fleekify

The act of making one's eyebrows appear to be "on point" or per se - "on fleek."

"Damn bruh, I just fleek-ified Jenny's eyebrows on Photoshop!"
"Cool, that's a cool fleekify!"

by shamair28 February 10, 2015