Falcao

A talented person who prefers money over performing in front of an actual atmospher and winning achievements that actually mean something.

I got offered a job at a successful organisation but I'm going to Falcao it because £160,000/week doesn't cover my hair products.

by Thejackhammerofbanana June 20, 2013

Flaccideous

A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.

"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"

by om3g@ October 9, 2008

Flaccid Vagina

A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.

It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.

"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."

by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015

flaccid boner

A tough guy in movies that really is actually just a nice guy softie. Such as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!

by SuperCunt_aka_FlaccidBoner November 25, 2017

Flaccid

Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.

"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.

by massivefaggot June 18, 2013

Lake Flaccid

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).

Todd wanted to go spear fishing in Lake Flaccid north of the Artic Circle, but he just couldn't get his tool to break through the ice.

by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

Flabana

Consisting of or pertaining to a flaming banana. A banana that has caught flame mysteriously. Usually seen flying throught the air.

Man, did you see that flabana? It nearly took my head off.

by Grand Master Hardy August 3, 2006