Richard Figures

Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.

"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.

by CaptainBlueBalls August 19, 2011

Private Figure

A private figure is a person who has significant influence on his/her family & friends.

I never wanted this bag until I saw Sarah with it. She influenced my decision as a private figure.

by Sghrrr February 5, 2021

Figured

To be resolved, not an issue or concern.

"I wanna go out at 9, but I get off at 8:45"
"No sweat, it'll all get Figured"

by zzcool04 November 6, 2018

wax figure

A person who has the same expression in every picture and is greasy enough to look like they are made of wax.

Tiffany Taffera looks like a wax figure in every picture.

by John Amadjin April 1, 2008

fisure

fisure: a rip in the anal cavity during rough anal intercourse. Usually found after a large erect object enters a hole its to small for, or the hole wasn't properly stimulated and prepared enough for the large erect object thus ripping the skin in side the asshole.

Rebecca was in pain and had to visit a doctor due to her boyfriend's huge member ripping a fisure inside of her asshole.

by PaulyPPimperton November 12, 2007

Historical Figures

historical Figures Definition:
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1. adj Historical people, situations, or things existed in the past and are considered to be a part of history.

EX1: ...an important historical figure., ...the historical impact of Western capitalism on the world...

EX2: Historically, royal marriages have been cold, calculating affairs.
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2. adj Historical books, films, or pictures describe or represent people, situations, or things that existed in the past.

EX1: He is writing a historical novel about nineteenth-century France.

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3. adj Historical information, research, and discussion is related to the study of history.

EX1:historical records.

EX2:modern historical research.

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4. adj If you look at an event within a historical context, you look at what was happening at that time and what had happened previously, in order to judge the event and its importance.

EX1:It was this kind of historical context that Morris brought to his work...
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5. having once existed or lived in the real world, as opposed to being part of legend or fiction or as distinguished from religious belief.

EX1: to doubt that a historical Camelot ever existed a theologian's study of the historical Jesus.

Historical Figures:
Babylonians (made astrological charts thousands of years)
Mozart
Jesus and/or God
The Devil and/or Death
Beethoven
Michael Jackson
Thomas Jefferson
Abraham Lincoln
Columbus (Found a new world)
Quincy Adams
Francis Scott Key (wrote 'star spangled' banner)
General Custard (Fought the Indians)

by MirrorRhea May 2, 2012

Fatherless figure

A fatherless figure is defined as a person who stans jellybean, red velvety, dream, frost fox, or to be honest, any cringy ass content creator.

A jellybean Stan: ItS nOt A mIsTaKe ✨ItS A mAsTeRpIeCe
V1nce: this is what you call a fatherless figure

by delicious baked beans April 22, 2022