fartable farter

someone who can fart on demand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He sure is a fartable farter he farted when someone said fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffart

by bread infection December 5, 2009

TRI-FECTA

When someone gets so drunk they go to the toilet with the intentions of throwing up, however when they give that first heave they lose all control of their bowels and not only do they throw up but also shit and piss at the same time. Thus creating the elusive TRI-FECTA of shitting,pissing, and puking at the same time!

Brown was so drunk at the party he went into the bathroom and pulled a tri-fecta!

by mainesoxfanidc June 3, 2009

FEITAWASA

Fuck Em In The Ass With A Splintered Axe Handle.

You go to Jiffy Lube. They as usual forget to put the oil cap back on, spurting a whole quart of oil under your hood. So you say "Fuck Jiffy Lube, fuck em in the ass with a splintered axe handle"

by TED "Fat Bastard" Kennedy June 18, 2003

fartatious

adjective: capable of creating farts

Those were some powerfully fartatious pinto beans, dude!

by John Gingrich May 5, 2005

fartagain

Verb: To pass gas more than one time especially if the second fart has a higher pitch than the first one. This word was created because the pronunciation rolls off your tongue and lack of an existing word.

Whats the word when you fart, then fart one more time?
Ohh that's a fartagain.

by gonzoatoki August 8, 2010

Fartapated

When your trying to fart but cant.

It doesn't matter how hard i push i am completely fartapated.

by Koffie33 June 24, 2011

Fartard

1: a fart that turns out to be poop

2: synonym to frick or fuck

3: a type of person that has less intelligence than a piece of poop

1: "Ew. What is that? Did someone drop a fartard?"

2: "WHAT THE FARTARDS!"

*drops something* "FARTARDS"

3: "Shut up fartard"

"You're acting like a real fartard right now"

by Sgt. Studmuffin August 10, 2017