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feral housewife

So if a domestic housewife is the proper stay at home mom type, cooks, cleans, watches the kids kind of wife

Then that would make the feral housewife the slutty bratty wife, doesn’t have kids and they party and have crazy mind blowing sex all the time.
A: Man, screw getting a domestic housewife, I want me a feral housewife.

B: A what?

A: You know? A girl that can hold her own. Talks back. And can fuck like an animal.
by RibCage98 October 19, 2020
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Frape

A combination of the words "Facebook" and "rape". It means someone has left their account logged in, so someone "frapes" them by posting embarrassing things on behalf of the victim. I never understood why rape has to come into the equation, seeing as rape is a much more serious and damaging thing than pretending to be someone else online.
Guy 1: hueheuheuheuheueheuh just fraped some1
Guy 2: really? do you have to call it that?
by top_lel December 7, 2013
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Feral Beaver

Vaginas that used to be tame, loved and well kept that for one reason or another (divorce, inactivity, marriage!, loss of self respect and/or self esteem) have been allowed to revert back to their natural state and overgrown with pubic hair. aka: Feral Monkey
I hooked up with Cindy the other night and she has the biggest Feral Beaver i've ever seen.

You could see Tinas Feral Beaver from across the pool!
by John Wesley February 11, 2008
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Ferapy

When having wonderful and fulfilling interactions with friend(s), so much so that the interactions are akin to Therapy
Ethan and her became so close, they give each other Ferapy
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feralspec

Used to refer to 3 people of any sex combination making love.
3 guys made feralspec, 2 guys and 1 girl made feralspec, ect.
by blashphemy October 11, 2007
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Fermpt

1. The spelling of the sound heard when you or someone else flatulates or farts, particularly when it is prolonged or sounding more comical than an average ejection of gases.

2. The word also can be used to express disdain about or dejection toward an unfavorable circumstance or event; its effectiveness in this use is amplified by saying the word with a tone similar to the way a fermpt sounds. The more heinous and audacious the fermpt, the more jaded, displeased and absurd the tone when used to express derision or discontent. More of the same letters in the word can and should be strung together to elongate it the event that the fermpt is especially absurd, pungent or in itself extended.

3. Can also be used in place of the "f" word or perhaps even other obscenities.
"FERRRRRMMMPPPPPTTT!!!" (An elongated fermpt originating from someone's body.)

"Fermpt!" (A brief, but zesty, fermpt as emitted from someone's body.)

"Hey, man - I can't make it tonight; I've got to work late," said Joe. "Fermpt!" Bill responded.

"Ten bucks to go and see a movie? Fermpt that!" Mark angrily expressed.

"What the fermpting fermpt is going on here?" Tom asked upon realizing he was stuck in a very dense traffic jam.

"She left me - she said she was in love with someone else," Matt despondently said. "... fermpt her," Will muttered.

"FERMMMPPPT!" (A medium-length fermpt from someone's body.)

"Ferrrmpttt." (Somewhat of a muffled fermpt from someone's body.)
by kinginthecastle May 31, 2011
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Ferpes

The disease one gets from wearing bowling shoes without socks.
Jamie developed a bad case of ferpes Saturday night when she threw caution to the wind. She carelessly neglected the needed barrier between her feet and the biological bedlam that was her size fives
by Wmfields2787 January 18, 2013
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