Andy, what the hell have you been eating, or is that your Felch Belch striking its gaseous pose once more?
by Rt. Hon Andy Peaple October 20, 2010

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

when a man fucks a woman in the ass, cums inside her, then pulls out hes dick and holds it under her ass as she squeezes out the cum on hes dick. Then makes her suck hes dick clean and swallow it
While doing my girlfriend in the ass last night, i decided to finish up inside her, then noticing she was dripping, i decided to make her squeeze it all over my dick, then i made her suck and lick it all clean, oh how i love penor felching
by giggla! July 25, 2010

by Hairy Bottom November 2, 2007

One who continuously insists on diving in after firing his wad for a satisfying wet tongue pie without the consent of the love milk's new owner.
Get off me you fucking felch pest. I do wish you wouldn't do that after wopping it up me. stop it you filthy beast stop it!
by Alan Welsh May 26, 2006

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.
Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.
by Ben Jones June 7, 2018

When you have been sucking semen out of an anus, then spit it out onto their face. They are a felch face.
Alex: That guy totally spat semen out from my ass onto my face
Rob: So, your a felch face
Alex: I guess so, add that to the list.
Rob: So, your a felch face
Alex: I guess so, add that to the list.
by Light.Boy December 30, 2018
