FaceThief

When someone (most likely a family member) posts on Facebook, news that announces first another person's news.

(v.) I can't believe my sister-in-law just Facethiefed us. I guess she thought it was her right to tell everyone we are expecting...

(n.) Well of course she wanted to let everyone know about our cousin's new "job, house, pet, promotion, love life, lottery winnings, etc.". She's a FaceThief.

by Nuonli April 18, 2010

fauce

complete and utter swag.

yo dude check out the new kicks!!
shit bro those are fauce
thanks g

by hotdogwater69 February 24, 2021

facetious

Treating serious issues or situations with deliberately inappropriate and/or offensive humour. This is often referred to as dark humour.

Johny bought his war veteran uncle Dan a pair of fancy socks for his birthday, which would not have been facetious if Dan still had his legs.

by Who ate all the cheese May 16, 2018

facetime fucking

When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.

Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking

by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019

Faucett

A way of insulting someone's rapping by insinuating that they only spit water and never flames.

"Dude, Mike just tried to rhyme bed with should, that guy is such a faucett.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Arbitrary Facetime

When a person spends time showing face at a place of work, family gathering, or at some other public or private commitment, for no other utility or purpose but for the sake of showing face.

I put in a 12 hour shift at the office with my door open, 8 hours of which was actually work, 4 hours of which was totally arbitrary facetime.

by Barbitrary F. June 27, 2018

FaceTime No iPhone

1. A basketball term for when you shoot the ball in someone’s mouth.

2. Receiving face from a female.

“Y’all saw that smothered shot, FaceTime no iPhone.”

“Your bitch gave me FaceTime no iPhone.”

by Theguy615 April 4, 2021