Falmink

An insult of great magnitude. Rarely used in circumstances other than to completely destroy the character and essence of another person.

"You, sir, friend, have betrayed me. You have left me destitute in the eyes of my family, my colleagues, my father, and my loving wife, who has now left me. I am reduced to ashes and rubble. You have made a Falmink of me.

by Analogytionary January 1, 2022

Falmin

A word used to elevate someone to the status that is felt to be best deserved of them. It is used to convey the deep appreciation for their craft, their stature, their being, and their eyes that you have.

Larry, you beautiful hunk of a man, you are a Falmin, nothing more and nothing less. Thank you for your years of service at this company, I will be personally going to corporate to ask them to give you a 10¢ raise.

by Analogytionary January 1, 2022

Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.

"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"

by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009

lawsuit farming

1. Engaging in inflammatory or offensive behaviour, to provoke a reaction from a person or persons, that will allow you to sue them.

2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.

Man, those Westboro Baptist Church assholes are coming to town. Let's get some rocks to pelt them with.

No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.

by Sean McClydesdale February 25, 2013

Rent Famine

When rent for student living is due during a week off and no one pays it until the week after

Bobby: Eh! Did you hire all those hookers last night?
Joey: No, rent famine this week, couldn't even afford to buy bread.

by DaddyFliffus April 1, 2015

dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

Garlic farming

The act of pulling anal beads out (the beads smell, just like your breath after eating garlic)

My girlfriend didn't like using anal beads at first, but loved it once we started garlic farming.

by Knobbi August 10, 2017