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Facebook

What sadly counts as "socializing" now-a-days.
Alex- "I'm gonna spend 6 hours straight on Facebook!!"

Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?"
Alex-"That's soooo going on Facebook! Seriously, Facebook quote of the year! That's boss!!"
Tom-"I was serious..."
Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does Facebook now! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people! I love Facebook!!!"
by BigLebowski'sRug October 27, 2009
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Facebook

A free public database for FBI and CIA...
This hacker got caught after being IP tracked from his facebook page
by JockerMann November 11, 2009
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Facebook

A once cool website, but now it seems a bit wierd. Virtually every "friend" I have is someone from my school who hates me, but tries to make me feel speical. They have a shit load of friends, and post photos of themselves plastered in makeup/drinking alcohol.

Also a very bad place to bitch about people. I was flicking through people's profiles (I was bored) and I caught sight of people bitching about me, as per fucking usual.
example 1
Me:*checks Facebook*
Some bitch:Hey babes. How you doing bitch. Miss you ;)

Example 2
Me:*checks a person proile*
Person 1: OMG have you read *insert my surname here* blog!! It's great!! ;)
Person 2: Haha, what a retard

Enough said
by hdioyhrefugsafueagfujs April 15, 2009
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Facebook

Facebook friends are just my internet friends. Most of them don't mean shit to me and I find myself on it everyday.
by D-techtive April 6, 2010
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Facebooker

A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
by Rajeeb2014 May 9, 2014
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Facebook

A website which never works, always breaks and has tonnes of privacy issues!
What website shall i join to get bored out my brains and have my photos and private info stolen? Facebook will fit perfectly for that!
by facebookbites June 27, 2010
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Facebook

The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.
Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over.

You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.
by Patrick McClatchey February 15, 2009
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