Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

by Jjjjdejjjj September 22, 2018

friends

What you thought you had.

Friend is a human being who will laugh at you when you're out of toilet paper in school but oh man oh man best friends are worse they will just stab you in the back after 4 years.

by real/name April 19, 2018

Friend

Something I wish I have

Me: I have no friends
Me: same
Me: guess my only friend is myself
Me: yea

by ChickenTastesGreat November 3, 2020

Friend

A guy you can always look up to. (or down to if they are short)

Can you help me, friend.
Nah I would rather eat these chips and watch tv.

by LoreGang July 5, 2022

Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have

Person 1: I have no friends
Person 1: Lol I have no friends who am I talking to

by Anonymousbishnextdoor December 12, 2020

Friend

Back stabbing bastards

I am from Grimsby and all of my friends are back stabbing bastards.

by Rolodoggy January 21, 2015