You couldn't take an educated shit!

When someone with very little knowledge on the subject matter tries to come up with a hypothesis but really doesn't know jack crap.

Originally used in the Tourettes Guy video "Buried Alive" (December 25, 2020), with one of the skits being Tourettes Guy and his son trying to fix a broken washing machine.

Tourettes Guy: "Damn it! The repairman will probably charge me $50 just to look at it!"

Son: "Well, maybe, uhh... maybe I can take a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "WHAT"

His Son: "Maybe I can have a look at it."

Tourettes Guy: "You don't know how a washing machine works!... How're you gonna figure out why it won't start?"

His Son: "Well, uh... I could take an educated guess."

Tourettes Guy: "YOU COULDN'T TAKE AN EDUCATED SHIT!"

by pizzapasta_mcguiness March 13, 2023

islamic re-education

When an islamic family living in a western culture sends their daughter back to the middle east (usually pakistan) because she starts to dislplay the characteristics of a typical teenager (ie. going out of the house, hanging out with boys, having her own opinion) she is then shipped away to a place where women are brutally oppressed to remind her that she has few rights under her own religion. Usually a prerequisite to honor killings since they are considered murder in most cultures.

''I had a friend from pakistan in my math class, but she disappeared one day after she told her parents she wouldnt marry her cousin. I hope she didnt get sent for islamic re-education, she was a nice girl.''

by jenna talls April 24, 2007

eucalyptass

Extreme redness, irritation, rawness in the anal region and surrounding skin resulting from inadvertent use of eucalyptus-soaked hand freshening towels in place of Dude Wipes (or other type of moist towelette) to clean one's ass after a messy bowel movement.

Man, my grundle is in agony--I couldn't wipe my ass fast enough after laying down some hot snakes, but I grabbed the wrong wipes in my girlfriend's bathroom and now I've got a bad case of eucalyptass.

by Tyrone Moustache November 8, 2015

Educare

Someone who teaches you, but actually gives arse about it.

A fusion of the word educate and care

A: Our new science teacher actually listened to what I said, and didnt give me a detention!

B:Seriously! Not like the old one then.

A:Yeah, he actually educares

by HAM.SPAMdot June 17, 2009

Education Erection

Describing a person who is overly excited about school.

John is so into his Sociology class it makes me sick. He has a major education erection.

Joe got his grades back and he couldn't hide his education erection over how well he did.

by Life1ess January 27, 2010

education

Education, as coined by dead prez
"They schools can't teach us shit
My people need freedom, we tryin to get all we can get
All my high school teachers can suck my dick
Tellin me white man lies straight bullshit
They schools aint teachin us, what we need to know to survive
They schools don't educate, all they teach the people is lies"

"Man that education shit is a joke
The same people who control the school system control
The prison system, and the whole social system
Ever since slavery, nawsayin?"

by Shante June 18, 2006

eucalyptus inhaler

1. N. Actual name of a crack pipe or meth pipe. Usually only referred to as such when going to a head shop or smoke shop to purchase said product, as mention of illegal substances will void your sale.

Shopkeep: What can I do for you?
Crackhead: Can I trouble you for a six inch eucalyptus inhaler?
Shopkeep: Why, sure; would you prefer a straight one or a pre-bent one?
Crackhead: Straight, please.

by ElleC February 25, 2006