tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011

diva-es

The female off-spring of a diva. Extremely cute or pretty. Prissy. A girly-girl. A perspicuous lady. A diva's baby girl. Second generation female version of a hustler.

Jay-Z and Beyonce' (Knowles) Carter's daughter Blue Ivy, is a diva-es

by Desmor Porter October 23, 2013

mikasa es su casa

Basically a pun on mi casa es su casa and mikasa ackermann from Attack On Titan

Dud: My house is destroyed!
Duddie: Dont worry, mikasa es su casa

by Bolpo33 December 23, 2016

Three S'es

Shit, Shower, Shave.

I am up and I have already had, The Three S'es, and you are telling me you are not even out of bed yet?

by Lot-lot December 12, 2012

Getfuckistan (get-fuck-es-stan)

A COMMON PLACE FOR IDIOTS AND ASSHOLES, LOCATED NEAR "BUM-FUCKED EGYPT"

GETFUCKISTAN (get-fuck-es-stan)- An unfamiliar and foreign place, that when you arrive, you realize that you are FUCKED!
waking up in unfamiliar and hostile surroundings after a night out drinking, hence-"fucked", somewhere in getfuckistan.

HEY MAN, LOOKS LIKE WE PASSED BUM-FUCKED EGYPT... WE'RE IN GETFUCKISTAN!

by Dr. Spankenstein October 23, 2019

Ur Gayer whom'ber'es't'dve

The ultimate Trump card. A saying that will make you wish for death. The kind of insult that you wouldn't say to your worse enemy.

Gabe, ur gayer whom'ber'es't'dve.

by Shanos_17 January 3, 2022

Marianne Van Es

Marianne Van Es is a word used for describin a woman more close to an entity / demi goddess, rather than an actual human. Mariannes are very trustable, enjoyable, smart and friendly people who use their knowledge to help the tormented soul of Monster legends to survive, like helpin them retrivin accounts, manipulatin space time in order to make old monsters avaiable in upcoming events, protectin F1rst class from their arch enemies (with the help of her holy powers) etc etc. Marianne Van Es are usually sigma women in nature, who impose their superiority on beta females by flexing their armies of protecteds males.

Me : hey Jayden bow down, its Marianne Van Es
Jayden : *bow down*
Mari : Get up mortal, im a generous goddess

by XORGBORG February 19, 2022