dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023

Correctile Dysfunction

The uncontrollable impulse to correct a posters spelling, grammar or anything else that is not relevant to the post or comment.

Her need to correct the spelling on every post demonstrated her strong pre-election toward correctile Dysfunction

by Brad Rayburry August 13, 2025

Electile dysfunction

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.

I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."

by debash120754 October 31, 2020

eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024

Electile Dysfunction

Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.

It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022

by PartisanZ June 20, 2022

Ereptile dysfunction

The dysfunction of only being turned on by reptiles.

"Did you hear that Juan only gets turned on by reptiles?"
"Oh yeah, he has ereptile dysfunction"

by BigethBoi September 1, 2020

Dysfunctional Alcoholic

A person who is so addicted to alcohol, that they require alcohol in order to perform simple day to day tasks. This is different from a functional alcoholic, which is someone who can function without drinking and is merely an insufferable fuckwad when they haven't had a drink in a while.

Did you hear about Dave? He's turned into a dysfunctional alcoholic and his house is being reposessed.

by Baldr57 August 10, 2020