Boy from my dreams 

That perfect boy. That one boy that always is in your dreams, hoping you wake up and that he exists. That one boy who is very sweet, tender, tough, handsome, hot and soft at the same time. That one boy is everything you like, a dream boy that has every little piece you like from every guy. You are so in love with him, but you are so fucking sad because you know, you just know that he doesn't excist... I feel that feeling, and I hate it, but I also like it, because it feels like you're in love, but the thought that he just doesn't excist makes me so mad and sad at the same time...

I am so fucking in love with someone. I feel in my bones and stomach that I am in love, but it is just a boy from my dreams...

Boy from my dreams by Wild Sunflower May 19, 2021

Spider Dreams 

Having a bad trip after dropping LSD.
Seems like a spider's acidic threads are wrapping around the person's thought waves and will never stop. Some people never come out (fly caught in a spiderweb). It's like those hippies that never came out of Acid trips back in the 70's, only now the drug has become more intense, and mixed/laced with other drugs, leading to a better chance of going wrong.

-What are Spider Dreams, Candi_Mouse?
Candi_Mouse- Remmber the S.E. Hinton book they gave us as a scare tactic in fifth grade?And the acid trip where the kid was being attacked by spiders?
-Yeah
CandiMouse- Same thing, you just don't come out.

Spider Dreams by Mouse_Lives_PLURR August 21, 2007

sweet dreams 

What a cop says before tasing you

Cop: Sweet dreams! *tases criminal*

sweet dreams by frabrizio September 30, 2020

ruby-dreams

a sexy faggot that likes watching horse porn and snorts sugar.

God, I walked in on ruby-dreams fapping to horse porn again.

ruby-dreams by Krank+Chibi August 1, 2010

Fuck dreams 

The dreams of wanting to fuck a girl that you know you will never get to.

Guy: Bro, someday I really want to fuck Liane V.

Bestfriend: DUDE! She's way out of your league! In your fuck dreams!

Fuck dreams by Marcle June 16, 2014

Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams 

That serendipitous friend that out of nowhere captivates your soul.
A man with a super strong meme game, and a renowned quick draw on the perfect GIF.
Cultivator of the beard you want when you grow up.
The person that is your first though in the morning and your last thought at night.

Goodnight Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams. Sleep tight.

Mr Sexy Sweet Dreams by Thurston Harde April 16, 2021

Poop Dreams 

Similiar to the wet dream, poop dreams are dreams a toliet has when its failed to be used to its capacity on a regular basis.

People don't normally take a shit in a toliet that doesn't have proper privacy, therefore the toliet has poop dreams. The toliet is made to handle a deuce but just isn't getting any.

What kind of dreams do the toliets in grade school have? Poop dreams!

Man that toliet is never used, it has poop dreams.

Person One: Have you heard of poop dreams ?
Person Two: No describe them.
Person One: Dreams a toliet has when no one shits in it.
Person Two: Oh yea, the toliet at work has poop dreams.

Poop Dreams by poopdreamer March 5, 2009