douche bag

toby beason likes penises and must be douched daily

oh god my vagina is leaking again

by LoL October 25, 2003

douche bag

someone who is over 21 and never kissed a girl, and still wets the bed.

Brian David Simoneaux Jr.

by S-Dub April 15, 2005

douche bag

Any male under 30 that wears pleated khakis

Look at that guy from Jersey City, what a douche bag

by golf-freak93 January 19, 2008

douche bag

The title that inferior males receive when having an extremely hot, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful or attractive girlfriend or wife.

Wow, that hot chick is surrounded by complete douche bags. How did they get a girl like that with those gay clothes they are wearing and that gay hair cut?

by Sean February 9, 2005

douche bag

A divise too make fun of somebody.

Dude Devon, Your a douche bag

by your name here April 22, 2003

douche bag

Pale skinned computer geeks who wear stupid black t-shirt with the dumbest things printed on them and play far too much Guitar Hero and FPS games. Who, in turn then boast about their "mad skillz" even though they are just sad pale virgins.

Dave thinks he's cool for no reason. He thinks his Halo 3 score will help him score! Ha What a douche bag.

by Anthony Stabile November 10, 2007

douche bag

a complete moron who lacks mental capacity to say things that make sense, or could be interpreted as funny. usually shows little understanding of basic concepts. in other words a complete idiot!

you know that eric kid from chs ?? yeah, he's a complete douche bag

by realtalk24/7 March 17, 2008