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Desperate Doodle

(noun) Material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) To create or promote such material.

Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.
by Greg Withnail November 8, 2011
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horse doodling

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.
Grif was horse doodling in the base.
by ngamer007 May 13, 2005
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Doodle Hat

That striped propeller hat you can get in the popular app "Doodle Jump".
Hey man, you totally just jumped past that doodle hat.
by JonnieBlasian May 12, 2010
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snicker doodle

a version of the sugar cookie with many possible variables including, but not limited to, pecans, cinnamin, and oatmeal
My mom baked snicker doodles for the bake sale.
by J. V. June 11, 2006
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finger doodle

To play with one's twat.
Last night, we wanted some afternoon delight, but only ended up with some finger doodle.
by Missy Levesque December 21, 2007
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Doodle Dump

The act of playing "Doodle Jump" while taking a dump. (most fun when playing in a public bahroom with no sound so when you die and curse, the other people around will be scared.)
Will ferrell and I were Doodle Dumping together while taking a poop in the stalls next to each other.
by Bossdog a.k.a Juicy J July 8, 2010
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dick-a-doodle

a person who has grandiose and sanctimonious ideas about himself but is obviously ignorant, thoughtless and shallow.
Hey dick-a-doodle, you're not as important as you think you are.

Only a dick-a-doodle can believe that all of his words and actions are gospel.
by inexcelsis July 28, 2012
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