Ditka

Putting all your eggs in one basket. It is in reference to the 1999 NFL draft, when then-New Orleans Saints coach (and former Chicago Bears coach) Mike Ditka gave up all his draft picks for star Texas Longhorns Running Back Ricky Williams.

One of the guys on NFL Network today said that even if the Houston Texans were offered a Ditka for Reggie Bush, they would still turn it down.

by oso31 July 25, 2008

Ditzig

A fallacious woman who performs vulgar actions to a teenage boy for his birthday or any other special event.

We hired a ditzig to come to Dean's birthday party.

by Maggie Boats October 25, 2008

Ditta

The exact opposite of a hooptie; a perfectly normal working car.

Finally traded in the old hooptie and copped myself a ditta!

by dittadude September 2, 2016

fatal ditzo

Someone who dies from something completely ridiculous.

"Hey dude, did you see that fatal ditzo yeasterday?"
"Yeah, he was sticking his hand up a vending machine, and then the vending machine fell and crushed him to death."
"Totally straight out of the 'darwins"

by A.D.M.O.T. January 6, 2009

Dizay

Urban replacement for the word DAY.

rap, ghetto, slang, back then, at that time

Back in the dizay, we was the shiznet.

by Chris O'Hare July 25, 2006

Dizzaholic

A Dominant Male Creature that attacks unwary 10-year-old girls with his Monster Chode. Currently, Dizzaholic has 49 Wives under the age of 16. He has a kid with LIHZ. Wow, Shit.

Dizzaholic got in your sisters pants... Owned.

by Senor Pendejo April 21, 2008

ditzy

a soft turd.

audrey: i have to go ditzy.

by fecesamungus February 17, 2010