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One Direction

A boy band in this year's (2010) X-Factor, put together by Simon Cowell. It consists of Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan. Each of them have their own dedicated fan groups who often argue about which band member is the best. Hugely popular with teenage girls across Britain, they are like the second-coming of JLS but generally better looking and younger.

An infaturation with this band is termed 'One Direction Infection'.
Leila: Who are you voting for tthis Saturday on X-Factor?

Francesca: One Direction of course! ZOMG I love Liam Payne sooo much!

Leila: no, Harry Styles is definitely the best.

*random third girl*: no way, Zayn Malik is the one for me *swoons*.
by Cuppa Tea? October 22, 2010
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distention

A trope used in drawn and written pornography when the penetrating item is big enough to make a visible lump in the uterus area of the character.
I’m not really into distention, it just looks like it hurts.

Sometimes I wonder how distention in porn works.
by I_Put_The_PAN_In_Panic November 18, 2020
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Designated distraction.

Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.
Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.

( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )

Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010
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weapon of mass distraction

Attractive woman who turns all heads and distract people by just being being there.
Priya is so pretty, she is a weapon of mass distraction.
by tangy-guy March 15, 2012
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weapons of mass distraction

Something that distracts large numbers of people from thinking about important issues.
For a few hours at least today, the heat will be off George W Bush as America switches focus from Baghdad to the Super Bowl. Maybe the Super Bowl will be the weapon of mass distraction that Bush has been praying for.
by afroken January 15, 2004
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One Direction

me: *le looking at pictures of one direction*
me: *le crey* why can't they love me?
by not an obsessive fan April 10, 2012
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