sleep dicking

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.

"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"

by bobtucker July 30, 2008

skittle dicking

When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.

Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"

by Trent Clendenning September 15, 2009

Sir Dickington

A name used to describe an individual who is both fancy and hungry for the cock

Wow, Sir Dickington over there sure looks flamboyant today

by teen wolf and jesus christ November 18, 2009

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

deep dicking

Fucking a woman really good.

I'd give her a deep dicking.
I gave the lesbian such a deeping dicking she is back on the team.

by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 2, 2003

Dirkinate

(v) to shoot down enemy air support in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

named after Dirk Kelly, the greatest history teacher ever

Oh my god an AC139! Time to Dirkinate it!

by ROXguitarist19 August 20, 2010

dirving

to ride in a vehicle withOUT being the driver. any passenger in a car is dirving.

Dude, i was totally dirving down the road the other day! I was dirving, but PERSONX was driving!

by bunnypower March 19, 2010