Diplobratted

When a friend or otherwise acquintance interjects in your story or anecdote to add a point which is relevant to the story but ruins the whole point of the story.

The phrase is based on the term diplobrat as a person who is a son or daughter of a diplomat, a diplobrat will usually have some experience living in foreign countries and thus has more likelihood to know minor details regarding said country.

However the phrase is not limited to be used by diplobrats only, and can be used by any person of any profession, as long as the interjected point is correct.

Person 1: You have to make a foundation, you know? Like how a second floor in a building is held up by the pillars.
Person 2: Actually the floor is usually held up by supporting beams.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Diplobratted!

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Person 1: I don't think we understand each other, we need to speak the same language, like how the Chinese people all speak the Chinese language.
Person 2: Strictly speaking the Chinese people do not speak Chinese.
Person 1: Okay, they speak Mandarin, and so wha-
Person 2: And Cantonese - SNAP! Diplobratted!

by Vagn June 12, 2012

Diplomats

Diplomacy is the art and practice of conducting negotiations between accredited persons (the diploma of the diplomat) representing groups or nations. It usually refers to international diplomacy, the conduct of international relations through the intercession of professional diplomats with regard to issues of peace-making, culture, economics, trade and war. International treaties are usually negotiated by diplomats prior to endorsement by national politicians.

China: "We'll trade you stuff."

USA: "Alright."

Diplomats suck.

by Naota.3k December 28, 2005

diplomat

The art of telling someone to go fuck themselves in such a way that it sounds like a high compliment.

Captain Picard is an excellent diplomat.

by Ficcus June 16, 2016

diplo dunk

Acting like a complete and utter moron in every way possible.

Dude 1: Dude your acting like a autistic diplo dunk.
Dude 2: Oh sorry dude ill stop.

by Da Boss03 March 14, 2018

The Polish Diplomat

A Claw Hammer

Some fool cut me off in my car. Lucky for me I was prepared, so I brought out the Polish Diplomat and showed that fool what time it was!

by Marquito del Muerte September 29, 2011

Diploid

Diploid is a word that is typically used by the nerds of the 21st century. You would use the word as a name you would call someone if they made a stupid mistake or missed an answer on a test. The term originated in Laguna Middle School when a nerd noticed the term for a cell, diploid, sounded like a name you would call someone. The traditional method for "diploiding" someone is using your index finger to flick someone under the nose. This, however, proved to be too difficult and was changed to flicking someone with the nail side of your index finger anywhere on the face. The phrase commonly used for diploiding someone is, "Ya diploid, why'd ya do that?" It is supposed to be said with a very nerdy accent. "Ah, don't be such a diploid!" is also an acceptable phrase.

"Ya missed number 13, ya diploid!!!!!"

"Why do ya have to be such a diploid!!!!"

"Ya diploid!!! Ya diploid!!!! Ya diploid!!!!"

by NerdyDiploidMan October 30, 2011

diplospeak

The dialect of slang, or euphemismistic speech used by diplomats and politicians when they want to say something terrible about someone, but don't want to pay the consequences of saying such a terrible thing.

From NY Times, 10/22/05: 'Mr. Bolton, who termed Mr. Mekdad's denials "ridiculous," accused Syria of failing to cooperate with the investigators, which, he said, was "diplospeak for obstruction of justice."'

by Downstrike October 23, 2005