ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

ding dong cheese

Fromunder cheese

She smells like Ding dong cheese.
He smells like Ding dong cheese.
It smells like Ding dong cheese.

by Ding__dong June 29, 2022

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 28, 2021

ding ding dong

Contrary to popular belief, a ding ding dong refers to a person's nose.

Not to be confused with a tralala.

"Oooh, my ding ding dong."

by sunshinegirl727 February 18, 2008

ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015