sean’s dick

The largest longest cock you’ve ever seen

Sean’s dick is amazing

by Stg1 July 1, 2019

Judas's Dick

When you are too drunk too fuck. In other words, when you drink so much that you are unable to achieve and/or maintain an erection.

Man, I picked up this super hot chick in a bar last night; but when we got back to my place, I had Judas's Dick!

by So crazy anonymous it hurts May 17, 2020

damien's dick

damien's dick is hot owo

Yo, you seen damien's dick?

by Ryo_69 June 12, 2020

Alejandro's Dick

idk hmmm it's dick, it feels good

Just rode Alejandro's Dick

by Jackoff Chin December 17, 2021

King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

suck my nigga felix’s dick

oh golly gee it’s october 24th can’t wait to give felix the gluck gluck 9000
you’ve reached the voice mail of felix *beeeeeeeeep

sluourrrirhrhidndp -you sucking my nigga felixs dick.
suck my nigga felix’s dick

by Lana Rhode’s clit October 23, 2019

Prisoner's Dick

Something that is so hard or uncomfortable, that it hurts.

"Man, my bed is so uncomfortable, I woke up this morning, and my neck was as stiff as a prisoner's dick"

by LacklustreShine November 7, 2007