Necrophilia
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Dendrophiliaphobic
I'm sorry I can't have sex with you in the tree house that tree might rape me and I am Dendrophiliaphobic
Dendrophiliaphobic by Mike DeMarco January 28, 2023
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necrophiliac mulch
When a group of 5 or more males acquire and gangbang a female corpse. After each of them has finished inside of her they draw straws or have another means of selecting a chosen one person. That person puts their mouth around the entirety of the vaginal area. The largest or heaviest individual then jumps onto the stomach of the female thus ejecting a mixture of bodily fluids, and likely maggots or other decomposing creatures into the chosen one’s mouth.
Me and some friends tried a necrophiliac mulch and I unfortunately only got to jump but it was a blast.
necrophiliac mulch by Chosen one Gregory December 14, 2023
Reverse Necrophilia
(noun, concept)
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.
REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.
Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.
REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.
Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Chris: you're not gonna believe what happened last night at the graveyard.
Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?
Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!
Alice: what?! did she say anything?
Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!
Alice: omfg! What'd you do?
Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol
Alice: what eww lmao
Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this
Alice: lmao ewwww
*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*
Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!
Chris: not again!
Alive: lmfao
Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?
Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!
Alice: what?! did she say anything?
Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!
Alice: omfg! What'd you do?
Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol
Alice: what eww lmao
Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this
Alice: lmao ewwww
*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*
Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!
Chris: not again!
Alive: lmfao
Reverse Necrophilia by robot.palmtree November 1, 2024
Floral necrophilia
Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.
Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally
Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally
Floral necrophilia by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025
The Robust Necrophiliac
The act of slitting open the rectum of a cadaver and inserting the entire forearm, usually accompanied with the playing of classical music.
While my girlfriend and I participated in The Robust Necrophiliac with my recently dead mother, we listened to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.
I can't believe Joe turned out to be into The Robust Necrophiliac; who knew he liked Beethoven?
I can't believe Joe turned out to be into The Robust Necrophiliac; who knew he liked Beethoven?
The Robust Necrophiliac by The Anus Wrangler May 16, 2011
Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac
An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*
Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018