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When you are basically starving except with water. Being beyond thirst. When you are dave you could chug a silo full of water. See Hank for extreme hunger.
Dude, I'm so dave I could chug that pool.
by Hanktastic May 12, 2009
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Dave likes to catfish, and manipulate people. He will use you. Then say that he did all the work. He will also snatch your man. Like Teala Dunn said in Escape The Night Season 3, “She’s a man stealer to!”
He or she will also leave your group behind for a new group.
by Regina George is I C O N I C January 19, 2019
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A guy with a small penis he can't speak too well either and is full of himself he thinks he looks good but is ugly AF
That guy is so Dave
by Legend of Zelda March 28, 2019
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Dave Matthews Band, the biggest Bro group on the face of this planet! Groups like Dave are Incubus and Sublime.
D00d, Me plus my gurl at a Dave concert = Br00ta1!
by [zook] LYMON June 22, 2009
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to think your brother wins at everything and is some sort of god when really he isnt and he sucks at life, and hockey.
nick tells justin and jack that his brother is in the nhl, and there response consists of a "fuck you fagget" and then an egging of his house. DAVE
by Malka Jack dave June 30, 2011
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A weak human with arms of a two-year-old that can barely lift a pencil.He is also idiotic and very mental.
by candy212 May 22, 2017
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Term used for the most manly of men who only opens his sweat glands during the most simplest of tasks (ex. Vacuuming)
Why are you sweating so hard you're only vacuuming Dave?
by Nightsnail27 January 12, 2017
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