Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.
by Ryan May 20, 2003
by natas June 17, 2003
I Felt like having fun tonight, so i punched my girlfriend in the eye, and cummed all over it, yeah!
by KREST April 27, 2003
Acting like the Danish rules applies to you. Ex. You're always allowed to fuck. When you turn 15, other people are allowed to fuck you too. At 16 you can buy smokes and alcohol. At 17, nothing's really new, but you're busy fucking, drinking and smoking. At 18, you're not done with all that, but the Government figures you're better at it now, and gives you your drivers license.
-"Dude, you can't drink, smoke and fuck around like that! You're not even 17!"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"
by thebonus October 06, 2010
When fingering a girl from the front you reach back
and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.
and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.
Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."
Ted: "Did you oblige?"
Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."
Ted: "Did you oblige?"
Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."
by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009
"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."
by Dan_tm April 24, 2022
by Dankomancer May 24, 2018