raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

bloody danish

when a bitch is sucking your dick and you cum in her face and punch her in the nose

i gave the prostatute a bloody danish after she bit my foreskin

by natas June 16, 2003

blueberry danish

when you punch a girl in the eye then ejaculate over it.

I Felt like having fun tonight, so i punched my girlfriend in the eye, and cummed all over it, yeah!

by KREST April 27, 2003

Going Danish

Acting like the Danish rules applies to you. Ex. You're always allowed to fuck. When you turn 15, other people are allowed to fuck you too. At 16 you can buy smokes and alcohol. At 17, nothing's really new, but you're busy fucking, drinking and smoking. At 18, you're not done with all that, but the Government figures you're better at it now, and gives you your drivers license.

-"Dude, you can't drink, smoke and fuck around like that! You're not even 17!"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"

by thebonus October 7, 2010

Danish Biscuit

When fingering a girl from the front you reach back

and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.

Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."

Ted: "Did you oblige?"

Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Fariz Danish

sweet talker everyone loves him so much

even his ex could not move on even though she find someone who is more attractive then him
not so intelligent but very intelligent in making people laugh
he never hurt someone's feelings
he is a soft talker with a heart

salvia : I'm so scared,he will get angry
amin : don't worry he is fariz danish

by indigocyan August 28, 2019

Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.

I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.

by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018