raspberry danish

Just before ejaculation from a blow job punch your female in the face and as the blood mixes with the cum it creates a raspberry danish.

For breakfast I suggested we perform a raspberry danish to quinch our sweet tooth.

by Ryan May 19, 2003

bloody danish

when a bitch is sucking your dick and you cum in her face and punch her in the nose

i gave the prostatute a bloody danish after she bit my foreskin

by natas June 16, 2003

blueberry danish

when you punch a girl in the eye then ejaculate over it.

I Felt like having fun tonight, so i punched my girlfriend in the eye, and cummed all over it, yeah!

by KREST April 27, 2003

Going Danish

Acting like the Danish rules applies to you. Ex. You're always allowed to fuck. When you turn 15, other people are allowed to fuck you too. At 16 you can buy smokes and alcohol. At 17, nothing's really new, but you're busy fucking, drinking and smoking. At 18, you're not done with all that, but the Government figures you're better at it now, and gives you your drivers license.

-"Dude, you can't drink, smoke and fuck around like that! You're not even 17!"
-"Dosen't matter, I'm going Danish tonight"

by thebonus October 7, 2010

Danish Biscuit

When fingering a girl from the front you reach back

and have her poop in your cupped hand and then continue fingering her.

Jim: "So I was fingering Sally last night when she requested a danish biscuit."

Ted: "Did you oblige?"

Jim: "You betcha! We had to wash the sheets this morning."

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids

Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.

by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022

Danish Brunch

1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.

"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."

by Dan_tm April 24, 2022