dingleberries

faeces stuck to your bum hairs.

'Alright! Who used my toothbrush to clean their dingleberries?'

by tafka April 18, 2004

dingleberries

dingleberries are small pieces of shit that stick to a guy's butt-crack hair.

A few cadets have dingleberries on their ass-cracks!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

Dingleberry Buffet

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!

He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

dingleberry

Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.

You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Dingleberries

Berries hailing from the Irish peninsula of Dingle.

These dingleberries are delicious!

by heatstroker January 3, 2011

Dankleberry

A very hot sexy person who is just simply incrediable

Dayyyyyum girl you're lookinnn dankleberry today

by Emma and Regan are dankleberry December 4, 2010

Dingleberry

An insult that on the surface seems Kid Friendly, but actually means Shriveled Ball Sucker and/or Fuckin Idiot.

Otherkin Person: I am Teh Wolfe, I howel at teh mewn. *Howls*

Sane Ace Person: What a Dingleberry.

by Violet The Draconian Queen July 23, 2016