OMG Dinger Danger!
by Triple A men May 30, 2018
A little known fighting style involving:
1) Raising both arms in the air as if you were a pterodactyl.
2) Swinging your fists without bringing your arms any closer together.
This technique is highly effective when employed by drunken brawlers, angry nine-year-olds, and those who are possessed by insurmountable rage.
1) Raising both arms in the air as if you were a pterodactyl.
2) Swinging your fists without bringing your arms any closer together.
This technique is highly effective when employed by drunken brawlers, angry nine-year-olds, and those who are possessed by insurmountable rage.
1) After nine or ten goblet-fulls of crunk juice, Jack was ready to start throwing his danger fists around.
2) When the birthday clown got in Timmy's face, he planted his danger fists in the clown's crotch.
3) Danger fists crash landed in Frank's face because he simultaneously broke John's Xbox 360 and HDTV.
2) When the birthday clown got in Timmy's face, he planted his danger fists in the clown's crotch.
3) Danger fists crash landed in Frank's face because he simultaneously broke John's Xbox 360 and HDTV.
by nginko1 June 10, 2009
A group of 9 individuals who qualify as "dangerous". Danger Crew's are experienced in a select group of skills, some of which include riding velociraptors, lighting things on fire, and moshing. Anyone who enters a Danger Crew must replace either their first or middle name with the word "Danger".
-Vice President: Mr. President, sir. I've just received news that the Viet Cong has developed a zombifying device. We expect a full-fledged zombie invasion by tomorrow...
-President: Dear God...........Call the Danger Crew!
-President: Dear God...........Call the Danger Crew!
by E. Plez November 18, 2009
"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"
"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"
"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
by GSD Ste V B June 13, 2006
1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!
by Mr. 1derful February 14, 2009
While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.
a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
by Herroc April 18, 2009
Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
by Corey Martin January 15, 2007