"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"
by 6'4"fastguy February 06, 2010
A young gay man involved with dairy promotion, usually the cohort of a dairy princess, state or county level. He helps her with her tiara and hands out the cheese while listening to Elton John and Cher.
by dirtycommiepinko December 13, 2009
(off.) a male homosexual
"Coming down through Peoria, Duane and I saw a couple of dairy queens making out in front of McDonald's."
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
by Stevie Wonder October 17, 2003
Being grossly overworked; pushed past one's tolerances and natural abilities, generally by managers too lazy or incompetent to do the job themselves. Evokes the image of an undernourished cow wandering around a lower socioeconomic area where all of the poor people attempt to milk it despite the fact that it's milk is long gone. (The term was created in my work place when my supervisor/acting boss realized the new Head was going to keep using him to do his job while at a lower pay grade.)
by RealRolexGuy June 07, 2011
The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.
"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."
by The Earl of Teabag April 10, 2005
The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
by MightyMehr February 23, 2017