daily dirty grind

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.

Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.

by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010

Daily Bread

Early 1900s slang for a working man's daily salary.

With the amount of daily bread I make, its just enough to support my family.

by Some Guy 343 December 15, 2013

Daelyn

A fantastic girl who cares to much about other people and bottles up her feelings and doesn’t let her emotions show.

That’s girl is such a Daelyn

by Eatraisinbran June 22, 2019

The daly

A term used when you do something daily/regularly!

I haven't had time to game!
Him: sucks to be you bro I game on the Daly!

Or

My wife Nikki and I have sex on the Daly!

by Hom2436 January 25, 2018

Daly

She is a very unique girl. She is the type of girl who loves video games, especially RPG and crafting games. She finds it really hard to find real friends, most of her friends are boys too. She also hates all that romantic crap. She protects her family as much as she can. Most of the time she is very lazy. She really hates sports, but loves acting. She is very hilarious and makes jokes and puns all the time. She is also very shy and gets embarrassed very easily, she is a real introvert, she mostly comfortable with people she knows. She also hates school, but gets good grades. Once you get to know her, she is awesome.

"My friend is such a Daly."
"WHAT NO FAIR!!"

by YayCats_LOL October 22, 2018

daily serving of fruit

A term of endearment of everyone's favorite gay friend; your daily conversation you have with your token gay friend

Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.

Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.

by TwinkleToes72 January 15, 2011

daily fabrice

It is a saying when something goes wrong or something bad happens to a certain someone or yourself.

Doctor: I'm afraid to tell you. You have canciphilaids.
You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.

by concrete fisherman April 29, 2015