Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Joker cumshot

Joker cumshot is when a female eats lots of blue takis or oops all berrys before sex and during sex while watching the dark night she shits out loads of diarrhea which will be green and while cumming on her the cum turns green

“ hey bro me and my girl did a joker cumshot right before our shower”

by BO0TY-_-JUice201 February 25, 2022

fortnite cumshot

Sperm ejaculate coming out of a character (skin) in the game fortnite battle royale

You: yo man i really want a fortnite cumshot

Friend (you have none if u say this): same

by chang smith February 8, 2023

Scottish Cumshot

a single/double of scotch whisky with a "shot" of fresh semen. (the cum does not have to come from a scotsman.)

i would like to order a Scottish cumshot with extra cream.

by authenticgoth August 9, 2024

spanish cumshot

When your cumshot goes so far you find a whole new continent.

Dude, my Spanish Cumshot founded America

by ThatOneWiseCunt November 9, 2020

CumShot

When a security you own, usually a crypto coin, randomly and abundantly shoots up in value.

We thought ‘shitcoin’ was a scam, turns out it was an instant cumshot.

by Couchdenter July 25, 2025

Reverse cumshot

It is when a female squirts and much like a regular cumshot she squirts all over the face of the guy making it a reverse

Katie gave John a reverse cumshot last night

by JayJayFasthands October 30, 2020