Crooked vagina

vagina that does not pleasure the male shaft

Chelsea Rigley sure has a crooked vagina! I surely wouldn't tap that.

by Real World Cancun January 16, 2010

crooked eye

a strong drink, usually with a relatively large amount of liquor in it, such as that 25% total volume is alcohol. Named for the rapid intoxication and associated blurred vision.

yo blood, hook me up with a jug of that crooked eye, I'm bout to get fucked up

by SistaFista August 27, 2011

Crooked letter

The letter "S" or the letter "Z"

"I'm C-A crooked letter, crooked letter I/
D-Y, who you know cook a better pie?"
-Cassidy

"They call me W-E-E crooked letter Y, I'm so high/
I skeet skeet up in any nigga dime like she's mine"
-Lil Wayne

by Johnny Johnothan October 20, 2006

Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted

Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!

by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016

Crook Eye

Lazy eye. Usually one eye (pupil) is straight and the other (pupil) is off to the side. Really shows when eye glasses are lowered and magnifies the eye.

There was a picture of Brad on the roller coaster. He positioned (lowered) his eye glasses and you can really see the Crook eye.

by Justlilbit July 6, 2016

Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.

"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012