cribnoodled

When you pick up a sleeping baby out of a crib

I picked up little Johnny from his afternoon nap and the little bastard was cribnoodled.

by AngryJohn December 16, 2013

cribbly clothes

When your clothes are rumply and need to be ironed.

I can't wear this because these are cribbly clothes.

by T to the B to the O N E April 24, 2014

Criddled

When an over-aged man fondles your naughty pl;aces.

Oh man, that Callum really criddled me!

by FudgeSack January 30, 2017

Cribbout

To go off on someone who tries to take your chicken leg

Don't make me cribbout on you

by Rstamey May 10, 2017

crib digits

Your boy’s address.

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.

by tinkerslink November 17, 2018

Criddle

The name of a girl the world just wouldn’t be the same without. She is kind and creative, though sometimes very hungry, she is a friend to all human and four-legged friends and she looks like a modern day Jane Fonda. She is the image of bliss

I’m so happy Criddle came out Last night, whenever she is around everyone seems to have a good time

by Fountain of truth November 23, 2021

Crystal crib

a meth lab

Damn dude, the cops busted up my crystal crib

by ninjaweiner April 15, 2012