sexual creature 

A person having a high sex drive, loathing to be touched, talked to, penetrated very sensually, a thirst like a vampire for blood.

Woman: I am a sexual creature, and he has no idea how to cure me.

Man: Wow!!! I can cure that. Ima need to buy a box of Magnums!

sexual creature by PutaSatanica May 5, 2018

Mystical Elf Creature 

one who has long, beautiful hair and lives in the forest of Illegashia, helping Corbin hadley make it through the hard times in life.

Did the mystical elf creature go to the Justin Beiber concert last thursday?

Mystical Elf Creature by princess cour cour September 10, 2010

woodland creature 

a sinfull women who loves to parade naked in the woods

ooooh its so nice 2 have a free spirit...ooh especially when ur naked

woodland creature by desire June 20, 2004

preacher creature 

a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a friendly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your friend and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually believe any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.

Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"

punks- "Go home preacher creature."

preacher creature by skank89 September 3, 2008

Purple Creature 

More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.

Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"

Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"

Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"

Purple Creature by Grizzlies101 February 24, 2011

Ornithological Creature 

Tiara Fry.

Tiara fry looks like some sort of Ornithological Creature

Ornithological Creature by Oneazy January 29, 2017

teacher creature 

A weird professor at school.

We have a teacher creature for this class. He literally walked out the door in the middle of his lecture because nobody did the reading for today.

teacher creature by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018