Slime (creature)

This is not the definition of a moist, soft, and slippery substance, typically regarded as repulsive. No, this is a person. A living person that you have some sort of affection towards. This could be your girlfriend, best friend, or even your sisters roommates dog. But, if you are going to communicate with others about your slime, you must swipe your pointer finger underneath the bottom of your nose, followed by a big thumbs down. Use this definition carefully and correctly, or else the slime gods will find you, and kill you.

What it do, slime (creature) Witham!

by jacobwitham405 December 10, 2019

Purple Creature

More formerly known as Xboxicus fatticus, the purple creature can be found lurking and creeping around most highschools. Often found wearing a purple Nike shirt, the purple creature survives by playing excessive amounts of xbox live and eating varying amounts of junk food anywhere's from Big Macs to Dr. Pepper. If you see a Purple Creature in your school be sure to call the local authorites/weight loss group or Jenny Craig for more options on how to deal with it. Please call 1-800-Jenny20.

Guy1: "Hey dude check out that purple creature!"

Guy2: "OMG! his K/D ratio on Call of Duty must be really high!"

Guy2: "Ssshhhh! Be quiet we cannot afford to scare it off!"

by Grizzlies101 February 24, 2011

Yard Creature

Anyone born and or raised in the Oregon, or the average gas station tweaker.

Yo is that mf Yard Creature eating Raw Concrete?

by Joe Pickles October 16, 2023

Cum Creature

A post Cum Cataclysm organism adapted to survive in the cum-drenched waters of the new universe. Equipped with specialized gills and visuals, these creatures are the peak of cum adaptivity. Some Cum Creatures evolved to survive on small landmasses, gaining legs and the ability to breathe out of water, untouched by the Cum Oceans on many planets. These creatures are typically carnivores, stalking the cum shore for aquatic Cum Creatures. Due to cum being a partial life-force, some come creatures are almost hyper-natural in their biology, existing only as strange, amorphous blobs of semen, while still maintaining the ability to move.

Some Cum Creatures have adapted to survive on land, such as the Cumrunner.

by TheArchivist July 27, 2023

Creature Hours

Creature hours frequently occurs from midnight to ungodly hours of the night. Creatures tend to drink and bum around until the wee night with absolutely no intention of doing anything remotely productive the next day after doing creature activities. Let it be known that creature hours is a drinking activity and not even remotely weed related.

Anyone trying to hop on the train? The boys are doing creature hours..

by Buckeye123 February 12, 2021

mossy creature

someone who is sneaky, weird, or hides under desks/tables.

Landon is such a mossy creature; today he hid underneath my table!

by Aurora May March 13, 2023

Silly Creature

Any animal species that puts a smile on your face purely because of how adorably stupid they look.
If your pet does something foolish or is acting completely brain dead, then it can be classified as a silly creature.

“Hey man my cat just threw up all over my carpet.”
“Truly a silly creature.”

by Sarcastic Fringehead April 3, 2023