Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.
"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"
by the super bukkake July 16, 2017
Get the Crapper Jackin'mug. 
Hey Cody check it out, Granny's turd smuggler is so full you can see her Crapper Snapper winking at you. I know Shawn, I'm about to pull that diaper to the side and spit on my Big Byrd.
by Slobber Bobby April 29, 2024
Get the Crapper Snappermug. A person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a crappy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate.
Yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because I didn't take a shower. Then the creepy crapper laughed as I scowled.
by Sophia the carter May 16, 2016
Get the creepy crappermug. that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.
by raslie March 5, 2021
Get the Crapper Teamug. by TheonlyBC April 21, 2018
Get the Crappermug. A type of cologne usually found in dispensers in nightclub bathrooms; they are frequently used by men who believe thay are about to get lucky.
Woman 1: Hey, why didn't you go with that one guy?
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
Woman 2: Are you kidding, he was drenched in so much crapper cologne I couldn't breathe!
by nhojaskfniau November 22, 2009
Get the crapper colognemug.