crapitalism

The collectivist attempt to trash the only moral economic system known to mankind.

Well, yeah. That's what it essentially is.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

de-crapization

cleaning up polluted environment.

"man, it's time to do some decrapization at this company!" -- it's time to lay off some useless loosers.

by mynameismark September 1, 2005

crapadoodle

(a). a non cuss word used to cuss around parents, who are overpretective, and teachrs, who aer asses.

(b). a word used when a person wants to act like a retard

oh crapadoodle.

by mkboyles January 18, 2009

crapitate

a verb that means "having the crap irritated out of you"

Person 1: "gah! her voice irritates the crap out of me"

Person 2: "you're very easily crapitated, aren't you?!"

by kelmel March 2, 2011

craid

West Springfield Senior High School low life pot head definition for cannibus. First used by a person named Watson.

Sometimes when I smoke too much craid I feel like having a vaseline sandwich, and having sex withe Mrs. Bri****

by schpankmonkey January 25, 2004

crapdouche

Someone who acts like a douchebag, and smells like crap. Also someone who acts immature or makes a bad decision.

Max was a crapdouche when he went out again with his ex girlfriend, J.

by Sexy Ecksy May 31, 2007

crapdance

a dance popular with toddlers/small children. occurs when a shit
is held in for too long resulting in pain and or discomfort in said child. not wanting to tell anyone for wanting to keep play. the child then starts to dance also know as the potty dance though the latter is normal related to the bladder.

child's thought: hmm now let me see play or shit ill wait an hour and then go
mother:!!! oh god u shit your pant!?!?!? why didn't you go in the crapper
child:you said many bad words
mother: o lordy lordy why didn't i go ahead with the abortion i should have known you were doing the crapdance the whole time

by yukyuk April 16, 2009