Charles Joseph Crane

An awful human being. ginger. Probably a neo-nazi, Charles Joseph Crane is a racist, but his jokes are hilarious. Freakishly tall.

You don't want to be this guy.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Charles Joseph Crane?
Guy 2: He can go fuck himself.

by Skortan8 May 25, 2020

Dickabod Crane

What you call a man with a big dick.

He is hung like Dickabod Crane.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Craning

Craining; verb (past tense-Craned, to Crane)

The act of lifting a man up by his penis with your vagina. Essentially doing a very strong kegel with a man inside you and standing up.

"This chick's pussy was so strong she could've Craned me"
"I'm really into Craning "
"I'm going to Crane you tonight"

by Oddly enticing fart January 23, 2023

origami crane

It is a symbol of vigilance and wisdom and is known as the "bird of luck". but also as a symbol of caution and sleepless vigilance.

Action may not always bring happiness but there is no happiness without action. — Benjamin Disraeli / origami crane

by REH :) August 10, 2020

mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.

Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.

by YARKHAN October 28, 2020

Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.

Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!

by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

Noobus Crane

A crazy fat ass white boy with 3 nipples in a skate crew called cookies who's real name is Michael Rocco.

I left my Noobus Crane at home, can i use yours?
can i touch your Noobus Crane?
Noobus.. Noobus.. CRANE CRANE CRANE.
Fuck Noobus Crane Just Skate.
Noobus Crane is worth $2,321,464.
Ajay and Ponch love Noobus Cranes ;)
WATCH OUT NOOBUS CRANE IS UNDER YOU.

by Noobus Crane December 14, 2008