Skip to main content

Comedy

An artform one or several persons' perform to sway an audience attention with witty jokes and laughter. Comedy is best perform by a comedian.
TurtleHead Comedy showcases the best comedians around the tri-state area. These guys really display the true art of comedy.
by UrbanLegends March 21, 2015
mugGet the Comedy mug.

banana coded

(verb) past tense version of banana code; (verb) to have previously used 4011 at a self-service checkout machine to weigh out more expensive items at the going rate of bananas (typically $0.59/lb in 2013, future readers must adjust accordingly for inflation)
**At Walmart using self-service checkout machine**

Max: Fuck, this beef jerky is pricey!
Tim: Just banana code it.
Max: Just huh?
Tim: Give it here.

**Frustrated, Tim grabs the beef jerky, places it on the scanner, clicks produce, types in 4011, then throws it in the bag**

Max: What the?!
Tim: You've honestly never banana coded? Were you born yesterday?
Max: So my jerky is only 33 cents?!
Tim: (unimpressed) Yeah.
by Maxwell Dope November 13, 2013
mugGet the banana coded mug.

conedick

A condition where one's penis resembles the shape of a cone. The base is much larger than the head and provides a interesting feeling in a female's vagina.
I had to order a custom made condom to fit my conedick.
by Mr. Conedick May 28, 2011
mugGet the conedick mug.

Comedy

Funny stuff that makes you die on the inside but laugh on the outside
What the hell is comedy???????
by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017
mugGet the Comedy mug.

Vantablack Comedy

One of the darkest forms of comedy known, Vantablack Comedy absorbs up to 99.965% of audiences' collective dignity.
"But I thought you liked dark comedy, Mum? Did you at least enjoy the holocaust jokes?"
"Brian, that wasn't dark comedy, that was VANTABLACK comedy!"
by rm84 May 10, 2018
mugGet the Vantablack Comedy mug.

the comedian

The Comedian totally killed that pregnant woman.
by sjupiter17 March 16, 2009
mugGet the the comedian mug.

Sit-down comedy

Exactly the same style of comedy as "Stand-up comedy" except that you are sitting down while you are doing it.
(i.e. at a table, sitting at the bar, in a car, bus stop, office, etc.)
On a long cross-country road trip, I entertained Tina-Louise with hours of my sit down comedy.

I killed at the dinner table last night, it was pure sit-down comedy.
by tcornsimp October 24, 2008
mugGet the Sit-down comedy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email