The polite response by atheists when someone sneezes. To be used by people who don't believe in god in lieu of "Bless you" to avoid feeling hypocritical.
This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.
This long sought-after phrase may be the one positive contribution to humanity by the so-called 45th president of the United States. While using voice recognition to write a tweet, someone nearby sneezed and he replied "covfefe," then accidentally hit send. And, yes, he is a closet atheist.
by penumbrafest July 26, 2017
by iLLusIoNz47 June 02, 2017
by teresamittman June 09, 2017
Used by president Donald Trump, his fingers were too small to reach the rest of the letters on the keyboard so he compromised and use the letters he could reach.
by inquisitivePawbeast June 02, 2017
by DonaldJ Trump June 01, 2017
A mental state somewhere between exhaustion and hysteria, in which one feels as though much more time has gone by than actually has.
Only two minutes had passed since Susan had last looked at the clock; she tapped her foot to relieve the oppressive covfefe as she waited for the results.
"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."
"Despite the constant negative press, I feel unyielding and complete covfefe, as if the very fabric of reality had cracked beneath me and time were seeping in, pulling at me, aging me as the spaghettified years stretch ahead, beckoning maliciously. They know I am too weak to drag myself after them."
by strawberry auklet May 31, 2017
Noun.
The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.
The ending of a sentence when you just could not give two fucks to finish the damn sentence. Often used by people who's spray tan has seeped into their brain.
by Dr. Seemor Animalz June 03, 2017