Cunnilinguist

Someone who can turn a girl on just by talking

He started to speak and I was so turned on I swear he's a cunnilinguist

by GoggleboxUK May 12, 2015

Counching

The act of humping one's couch, whether for fun or for pleasure.

Man, I was so wasted, I decided it was time for some counching.

I walked in and caught that bitch counching!

by Ananke September 11, 2013

Octo-cunnilingus

Inspired by the erotic painting The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, it is the act of oral pleasure performed upon a woman's genitalia by a cephalopod. Commonly performed in Eastern Asia, though has spread to certain sex clubs in Western Europe.

The octo-cunnilingus was quite pleasurable for his wife, but it left the octopus confused about exactly what it meant for their relationship.

by tarido August 5, 2010

snapchat counseling

When a friend (typically female) rants to you (typically male) about their problems on Snapchat, and expects you to fix their problems.

Dan: Why does Ashley keep messaging you?
Andrew: She thinks I can fix her problems for her. I'm tired of all these girls asking me for Snapchat counseling.

by LegendaryMarcus October 7, 2019

cunnilingus

oral stimulation of the female sexual organs

do you wanna cunnilingus my
cont.

by m.k.i March 16, 2010

cunnilingish

Halfway to cunnilingus but not quite there yet.

A man performs cunnilingus on a woman and makes out with the same woman or another third party, the person who made out with this person (the person who performed cunnilingus) has just performed cunnilingus by association. A woman goes to her best friend and says not only did he and i have sex, we had cunnilingish.

by Dustin Tiret March 26, 2008

Cunnilingul drift

When, during the act of cunnilingus, the toungue of the performer 'drifts' to the receiver's anus.

"Dude, I was eating my gf out last night, but I wasn't concentrating and got some cunnilingul drift!"

by Fifth Horseman April 15, 2010