The view of a man/woman appearing significantly hotter due to their occupation or lifestyle, such as MILF's and teachers
Gaz: Dude, the things I'd do to Miss Smith
Bernard: ah take a good look man, she's only contextually hot cos she's a teacher
Bernard: ah take a good look man, she's only contextually hot cos she's a teacher
by usain.lightning July 16, 2011
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by Bipola July 27, 2010
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by erbz November 11, 2017
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Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
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Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
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Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019
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"Hey, should we hit Terry with a gross out contest?"
"Yea, dude I have the perfect one."
"Yo, Terry, you know what's freaky?"
"What?"
"Technically, when we were babies, our dicks were inside our moms. We've had sex with our moms."
"BLEEEEEUUUURGH"
"Yea, dude I have the perfect one."
"Yo, Terry, you know what's freaky?"
"What?"
"Technically, when we were babies, our dicks were inside our moms. We've had sex with our moms."
"BLEEEEEUUUURGH"
by Captain Trips January 26, 2009
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kids: Yay!!!
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(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
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Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
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The time had arrived for me to be judged in the dick measuring contest, a rite of passage for guys entering high school. Louise put her hand on my cock to hold it firm and straight while Jennifer held the ruler stretched out along its full length. As it happened, the number she read off - 9 7/8 inches - was enough for me to win, with a half inch to spare. What I enjoyed more than the thrill of victory, though, was the thrill I felt when Louise, not releasing her grip, slid her hand up and down my shaft, until I came. Nevertheless, I kind of enjoyed the notoriety my victory gave me, especially when suitably ambiguous stories recorded it in the student newspaper and, later that year, in the yearbook. Needless to say, it not only increased the respect I received from the other guys, but my popularity with the girls - apparently, size does count, at least with some girls.
by Charles LeChauve December 13, 2008
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