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cockery

During egg production, the male chickens are ground up and used as feed. A cockery is a mythical place you tell children that roosters go after when they are "discarded."
I felt a great disturbance in the cockery, as if millions of roosters suddenly crowed out and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
by rubicante1 August 3, 2007
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cocker-spankiel

Slang for a wanker,(who may or may not also be a dog). It's very apt because it fuses the words "cock" and "spank" while triggering the amusing visual of a cocker-spaniel dog.
"If you were a dog, you'd be a cocker-spankiel!"
by benjiboy January 11, 2005
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Concert hangover

The feeling of soreness and exhaustion that ensue the day after attending a very rowdy concert. Accompanied by the feeling like you've been kicked in the head...and then remembering you actually were.
Man, I have the worst concert hangover after moshing last night!
by Rai22 May 13, 2010
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Concerta

A methylphenidate used in treatment for ADHD. When diagnosed and consenting to meds, you go on a drug trial to figure out which dosage is best for you. Concerta XL 18mg-27mg-36mg-54mg-72mg, and if none work, Docs should prescribe another medication. Lemme tell you, the smaller doses aren't as effective if your brain is more fucked up.

I started feeling the side effects more at 36mg, and at 54mg my eyes started burning and shit started becoming blurry. Felt like I couldn't read a motherfucking number plate.

Anyway, your heart rate becomes fucked. Increases to some stupid number. Boy, i was a normal 70 bpm before and on 72mg i'm at roughly 109. Be prepared to feel anxious, agitated, and lose your appetite.

That's the shitty side though.

Your concentration does improve if you're on the right dose, and you actually don't want to procrastinate as much anymore. I'm sure you'll be able to talk in actual sentences too and stop feeling like a damn numpty whenever you try to explain something.
Need to take my concerta before my lecture, otherwise i won't understand a damn thing.
by ik shit March 31, 2016
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To whom it may concern

To whom it may concern,

You're fired.

-Corporate
by Doctor Battas May 24, 2009
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Concert Choir

Concert choir is a group of choir members performing to a huge amount of audiences. Usually a "middle" level choir class, but some schools offer it as "advanced" level. Almost always plays with accompanist and includes different moods depending on the piece.

Standing straight is required for those serious songs, but joyful pieces require you to move around a bit or even clap your hands.

Concert choir has the most members than other groups.
I am in Concert Choir, but today, I am also in Chamber Singers.
by filipino4lyfe October 31, 2009
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cockerjammed

man it is realy cockerjammed up over there
by austin dakota smith December 17, 2008
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