comode scum

The filth and build up of shit and piss around your toliet,that can be used to describe ones character ,smell or apperance.

Mannnn...That bitch smellt like comode scum..ohhhhieeeeee smell that shit man...

That man is as trust worthy as my comode scum

by Sam and kyle March 5, 2008

Commoner lighter

You take a lighter you own (preferably with the least amount of fluid) and write "commoner lighter" on it. This is for the bums who always steal your lighters when they 'borrow' it and never return it. Problem solved.

"Dude can I use your lighter"

"Nah fam you stole it last time. Here, take the commoner lighter."

by Seweewee June 18, 2016

commonesha

Real funny girl who always needs to take a shit after she eats. Loves to be around friends and loves her boyfriend Daniel. Also has a bestfriend who will be there forever. Has beautiful milk chocolate skin. And pretty eyes.

That's a Commonesha

by Jaiiii🍓 December 15, 2017

Commodore Bondage

You Invite your girlfriend or mate into your Holden Commodore and tie him/her up with a bondage kit or rope and duct tape. Start the commodore, lock the doors and floor the accelerator to board aka maximum revs and do a burnout till you've scared her. You then perform a sexual act on him/her (Blow Job, Anal Sex or kinky sex for example. When he/she has an orgasm rev the engine to the max to distract him/her from cleaning up pants after they've cummed/jizzed themselves.

Person 1: Hey girl, you wanna take a ride?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: let's have commodore bondage

by BigBunnyrabbits June 30, 2019

commodititis

An irrational and unhealthy desire for "stuff", preventing someone enjoying more meaningful aspects of life.

She said she needed some "retail therapy" instead of enjoying a hike in the wilderness, but I think she's suffering from a bout of commodititis.

by BrizzlePhil July 9, 2020

Commodometry

The scale of which a car can do a burnout, a scale of 1-10 consisting of the gear, amount of smoke and if it is single or double pegger

By riley and dom

Yo look at that vk calais it was rated 10 on the commodometry scale

by Phatvpcommo December 2, 2020

Commodore

Something that should be used to pee in. It is heavily suggested in a song sung by a performer known as “yellow fish” that you should use a commodore instead of peeing on the floor.

Don’t pee on the floor, use the commodore!

by Hottest person to ever exist April 24, 2022