confused zebra

Someone who is half black and half white and thinks they are only black, forgetting about there other half.

Look at this confused zebra.

by water bottle. March 5, 2009

confused

like or relating to that crazy gal on LunarForums

confused is a girl!!

by Michael January 17, 2005

Confused Cherry

A girl who only has done anal sex.

I did a girl last night who was a confused cherry. I guess it's uncomfortable for her.

by JewJitsu123 February 28, 2010

seasonally confused

When someone wears an article of clothing representing the opposite season.

that guy is so seasonally confused he's wearing a winter coat with shorts and flip flops.

by Z.Schram April 15, 2011

weather confused retard

One who wears socks with sandals

Similar to weather confused slut

John walks in with long white socks and sandals.
Jill whispers to her friend, "Oh look here comes another weather confused retard."

by Jennbutlah May 18, 2014

a confused penis

dick that so small it looks like virgina with balls

dang,my man has a confused penis, its cute

by ANOUREXKICKPANDA January 14, 2017

Glazed and Confused

When a female gets a facial while sleeping and she wakes up in the morning confused on why her face is sticky.

My lady was in a deep sleep last night, so I rubbed one out on her face. When she woke up this morning, she was glazed and confused!

by THOBRO August 19, 2013