Comey'd

When your path to imminent victory is detoured by an over zealous attention seeking "wanna be".

John was one line away from sealing the deal with Celeste when Bruce stepped in and comey'd John with a lie of an existing girlfriend.

by UrbanCareless May 9, 2017

Comfeating

Comfort Eating

UGHHHHH. I'm so stressed, I've been comfeating all day.

by mehhhhhhheh December 13, 2016

comeyhomey

When your friend says he'll lie for you and then his conscience gets the better of him.

Dude, you said we was cool! No one would find out, but, now your pulling a Comeyhomey?

by Butch Plees May 14, 2017

comfty

Shortening version of comfortable with added "t".

It often implies casual, friendly comfort and with added "t" it is also more comfortable to pronounce it.

Boobs of my girlfriend Rana are very comfty.

by Jogurt113 April 20, 2018

Comeysexual

Someone who claims to go both ways but only goes one.

Apparently that chick was a Comeysexual

by Chardoggy May 29, 2018

Comfy couching

When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.

While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.

While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night

by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018

comferdato

Someone who gambles a lot and loses a lot of money.

My husband is such a comferdato

by thedefineguyisepic January 24, 2019