Feral Colon

An un-controllable need to take a dump, or the act of soiling ones self. Also known as irritable bowel.

(A) Hey man, did you see that guy shit himself?

(B) Yea, he had a Feral Colon!

or

"I gotta shit so bad I can taste it, i really got a Feral Colon!"

by smittyj August 5, 2008

Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.

"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."

by SmallKolby November 9, 2012

Colon Debris

Something blocking your colon or lack thereof.

"Man, After those nachos, I have some serious Colon Debris."
"Gross..."

by Prototypical Non-Conformist November 28, 2007

Colon Explorer

First heard as an innuendo in BBC comedy series 'The Mighty Boosh', a 'Colon Explorer' is an expression of someone who is homosexual.

"That Howard Moon is a right colon explorer".

by The Delta Bandit July 22, 2006

colon blow

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!

Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??

by hot dirty sanchez December 5, 2002

quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.

"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

Colon sweat

when your butthole sweats and it smells like horrible shit

ewwwww you smell like colon sweat

by Jensen Clark May 13, 2005