colon checker

Cover your assholes, here comes a colon checker.
by tru April 21, 2003
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Colon Butter

Almost like Teeth Butter but you scrape the walls of the rectum and use the excrete on toasted or untoasted bread.
"Is that all natural Colon Butter?"
"Can I put some Colon Butter on my sandwich?"
"I got enough Colon Butter for 6 more pieces of toast."
by SmallKolby November 10, 2012
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Colon Debris

Something blocking your colon or lack thereof.
"Man, After those nachos, I have some serious Colon Debris."
"Gross..."
by Prototypical Non-Conformist November 07, 2007
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Colon Explorer

First heard as an innuendo in BBC comedy series 'The Mighty Boosh', a 'Colon Explorer' is an expression of someone who is homosexual.
by The Delta Bandit July 23, 2006
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colon blow

The rapid expulsion of hot feces after over endulgance of spicy Chinese food with a little beer on top of that!!
Who was the Picosso that painted the toilet bowl with their colon blow??
by hot dirty sanchez December 05, 2002
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quivering colon

A phenomenon that takes place after a diarrea episode in which your sphincter is quivering uncertain whether shit will explode out of your ass.
"Please bear with me darling, I have a quivering colon and might need to excuse myself at any moment"
by hughmonger October 31, 2003
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Colon sweat

when your butthole sweats and it smells like horrible shit
by Jensen Clark February 24, 2005
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