coconut

A less harsh of a way to call someone an idiot.

Teacher: People are starving in countries out in Africa and Southeast Asia. *Points to student. So, Kevin, what can we do to help these starving people?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe we can teach them how to cook?
Teacher: No, coconut! How can we teach these people how to cook if they don't have food in the first place?!

by mr_manatee July 4, 2016

colon bowler

One frequently visits the lanes of anothers rectum with the use of his nicely shined bowling balls. Unlike traditional bowling, however, the goal is to get ones balls as deep into the gutter as they can. Usually denotes a raging homosexual. San Francisco is well known for it's professional colon bowling league.

"Did you see that guy? He was obviously a colon bowler!"

"Hey, you think Toms a colon bowler?"
"No, I heard he's got a hot girlfriend."

"Dude, don't touch my ass! What are you a fucking colon bowler?!"

by Nooger & a ninja February 24, 2005

Lance Coconut

"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.

A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?

B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.

by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011

The Coconut

A new trending dance move created by Mr. Stew that is done by putting one hand up in a curved way and the other hand below the stomach you then move your hips and alternate your hands to the beat

Have you seen that new lil uzi music video! They were all hitting “the coconut”

by Daddy Carl July 30, 2019

Coconuts

Something that can be gripped by a 5 oz. bird.

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by pseudonym March 20, 2004

cojonera

noun same as "blue balls", e.g. how the male genitalia hurts after a prolonged time of arousal without orgasm.

Person A: Shit, she kept me all horny for three hours straight. And didn't even jack me off in the end.
Person B: No joda, debes tener cojonera...

by alpha_male74 March 9, 2009

cojones

Male organs that work as a team, unless one or both come to a rather painful end.

"I'd like you to meet my friends. This is Jones, and over here is his partner, CoJones."

by Wax Frog July 10, 2008